Notice a disturbing trend on my blog lately? Where are all the dive bars? I had noticed that too and chose Black Thorn Pub to help balance things out.
Black Thorn pub is a true dive bar. It’s slightly dirty and run down, but all in an inviting way. There is nothing pretentious about this place at all! Black Thorn specializes in pizzas; they offer thin and pan crusts as well as a Chicago style pie. As a Black Thorn virgin, I decided to try the style I have heard the most about: Chicago! I chose three of my standard toppings: pepperoni, mushrooms, and onion.
Once I had ordered with the bartender, I took a spot at the corner of the bar with an adult beverage to pass the time. Trust me, you may need a few to pass the time; it took well over an hour to get our pizza. Not a big deal for me since I was in no hurry and had good company. Even if I had gone alone, the people watching at the Black Thorn is top-notch and the other patrons were friendly. There was a Pat Benatar look-a-like at the bar…what more do you need?
Once the pizza arrived, I was ready for it…or at least I thought I was. This is one heavy pizza. I ate half of a medium (four slices) and had to throw in the towel. I could have squeezed in a fifth but would have been miserable. Take my advice: just eat two to three slices.
How was it? It had a smokey tomato paste based sauce with a lot of seasoning. It seemed to have a bunch of oregano and was topped with a ton of cheese, including some in the crust. I wouldn’t call it a true Chicago style pizza, but that’s not a favorite style of mine anyway.
I tip my hat to Black Thorn for providing balance back to my blog. They have a unique pizza that I can’t wait to try again. I also found that it reheated well the next day, which is important considering you’d need to bring along a healthy group of friends to finish an entire pie. The only reasons NOT to go here:
- You are in a hurry. Still not a deal breaker, call ahead! Like I stated above, there is great people watching. They also have shuffleboard and 80’s arcade games.
- You don’t like dive bars (then why are you on my blog?!?!?)
- You don’t like pizza (what’s wrong with you?)
Dive 2 Five Scale: 1. Based on my exploration of St. Louis thus far, this would be my top recommendation of a true dive bar. What makes it a true dive bar? If you are sitting at the bar, you may see large stacks of PBR cases waiting to become the next “dead soldiers“. The bathroom has humorous graffiti everywhere. They serve you on foam plates but with real silverware. The building is a mixture of brick and 70’s style wood paneling. I think you get the point. Go there for the dive bar experience and enjoy the pizza!